The List

DON'T BE THE GUY WHO...

Leaves the seat up

Asks a girl out ONLINE

Is an oblivious pedestrian

Sits alone at the movie theatre

Wears a letter jacket only for a non-athletic group

Continues laughing at a joke when everyone else in the group is done

Gets choked by a telephone cord

Plays in a garage band and worries more about the band name than the music

Is wired from coffee everyday

Has any... ANY kind of mullet

Wears a sweater around his waist

Loves Barbra Streisand

Counts the number of licks it takes to eat a Tootsie Roll pop

Doesn't study for the big test

Attempts to reeneact MTV's Jackass stunts

Is white and has corn rows

Loves Michael Bolton

Acts like Michael Jackson

Says "LOL" in person..."BRB" and "J/K" are equally as bad

Is a BAD DRIVER

Cusses... it sounds shitty

Wears shorts in cold weather

Doesn't open the door for his woman

Is slow in the salad bar line

Doesn't read signs

Gets carried away with bio-terrorism prevention

Is a bad kisser

Constantly clicks a pen

Is too infatuated with computers

Is the gullible high school freshman

Digs the widow's peak

Lacks eye contact

Took too much Viagra

Wears skateboarding shoes and can't skateboard

Drives poorly while using a cell phone

Lacks urinal etiquette

Wears the band's shirt when going to their concert

Is too old to drive

Is a tool

Has a girls day out

Drives long distances to get cheap gas

Forgets

Puts stoplights on the wrong way!

Cuts a person off

Lacks the fine knowledge of lightning safety

Can do this...

Takes on more than he can handle

Rides a girl's bike

Visits Target for fun

Tries to pick up chicks using his kid brother

Finds his car Saran wrapped by Michael Bolton

Sleeps during class

Is desperate

Gets flashbacks of 'Nam

Is too enthusiastic about being in the swimming pool

Breaks his camera during prom pictures

Receives this reaction while performing

Is alone

Can't catch

Double dips

Still says FRENCH fries

Doesn't know his condiments

Wears a superman shirt

Has phone sex

Loses the nose game

Gets a bumper sticker put on his back

Drives an automatic transmission sports car...wuss

Loses to his grandmother

Gets left out of a group picture

Has to practice

Finds his car Saran wrapped

Enjoys a concert too much

Can't make up his mind

Takes up too much space

Soups up a crappy car

Poses in the Charlie's Angels position

Carries multiple personalities

Can't get the new cd unwrapped

Wastes time counting

Practices too hard for American Idols

Doesn't yell "FOOOOORE!!!"

Goes to this school

Wears one of those South Carolina "Cocks" hats for the sake of the nickname

Speeds...too little

Is in here

Gets a brain freeze

Gets put on hotornot.com without his permission

Spits in the cop's coffee (July Winner)

Loses the bet

Is on the receiving end

Doesn't put the top up

Spends more money on his computer than his car

Double parks

Wants clogged arteries

Doesn't see it coming

Is totally whipped

Robs a 7-Eleven

Drives like Stevie Wonder

Misses

Shares an umbrella with another guy

Doesn't know how to use a plunger (August Winner)

Wears socks with their sandals

Puts it in the wrong place

Makes Easy Mac hard

Acts like a child for Girls Gone Wild

Mixes whites with darks

Took convenience too far

Meets girls by saying he has a website

Has bad cell phone reception

Forgets his umbrella

Gets towed(September winner)

Has to flush his fish

Reenacts his strip club experience

Has a fixed picture pose

Must call upon his Karate Kid fighting skills

Skipped his last A.A. meeting

Tries to be a badass with his shades

HAD a bike

Argues with his girlfriend

Carries a sick obsession

Overlooks signs

Doesn't turn off the cell phone

Has to use the green button

Forgets his umbrella...again

Experiments with Icy Hot

Sleeps with his contacts

Doesn't "Got Milk"

Associates with the enemy

Is a cheapskate (November Winner)

Intentionally acts stupid on camera

Smokes at a gas station

Comes up with a horrible band name

Doesn't know that bikes can be carried too

Plays football here

Gets mauled by a tiger

Is not having fun yet

Gets caught

Impersonates Ryan Seacrest

Picks the wrong clown

Takes the last cookie

Does girl push -ups

Loses the hand slap game

Gets mad at a soda machine

Had too much

Dates his X-BOX

Is the only one not wearing a skirt

Builds a short Stairway to Heaven

Stops traffic with glamorous bling

Can't have donuts...they're amazing

Actually cares

Needs a lighter

Shamelessly advertises...hmmm

Stares

Makes fun of the customer

Gets moving rims for a gray family SUV

Misses Napster

Takes a flyer

Is heading towards a quarter-life crisis

Can't say hello anymore

Allows the woman to be all over the TV

Annoys a traffic cop

Needs some carbs

Can make a fire out of his bumper

Shoots Bambi and puts her on his Civic

Goes a drive thru in reverse

Is allergic to electricity

Messes with the good stuff

Gets a faulty toy

Wears Ugg boots

Uses a cell phone headset...we all know he's just talking to himselff

Needs a spare

Stays at a hotel with a foxhole

And Finally...

Makes a really stupid website

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Wears sandblasted pants

Is at the wrong place at the wrong time

Has a mid-life crisis

Gets caught looking at another woman on a date

Is an asshole

Is wrong

Needs a car

Thinks dancing is the same as karate