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Leaves the seat up
Asks a girl out ONLINE
Is an oblivious pedestrian
Sits alone
at the movie theatre
Wears a letter jacket only for a non-athletic group
Continues laughing at a joke when everyone else in the
group is done
Gets
choked by a telephone cord
Plays in a garage band and worries more about the band
name than the music
Is wired
from coffee everyday
Has any... ANY kind of mullet
Wears a sweater around his waist
Loves Barbra Streisand
Counts the number of licks it takes to eat a Tootsie Roll
pop
Doesn't
study for the big test
Attempts to reeneact MTV's Jackass stunts
Is white
and has corn rows
Loves Michael Bolton
Acts like Michael Jackson
Says "LOL" in person..."BRB" and "J/K" are equally as bad
Is a BAD
DRIVER
Cusses... it sounds shitty
Wears shorts
in cold weather
Doesn't open
the door for his woman
Is slow in
the salad bar line
Doesn't read
signs
Gets
carried away with bio-terrorism prevention
Is
a bad kisser
Constantly
clicks a pen
Is
too infatuated with computers
Is
the gullible high school freshman
Digs
the widow's peak
Lacks
eye contact
Took
too much Viagra
Wears
skateboarding shoes and can't skateboard
Drives
poorly while using a cell phone
Lacks
urinal etiquette
Wears the band's shirt when going to their concert
Is
too old to drive
Is a tool
Has
a girls day out
Drives
long distances to get cheap gas
Forgets
Puts
stoplights on the wrong way!
Cuts
a person off
Lacks
the fine knowledge of lightning safety
Can do this...
Takes
on more than he can handle
Rides
a girl's bike
Visits
Target for fun
Tries
to pick up chicks using his kid brother
Finds
his car Saran wrapped by Michael Bolton
Sleeps
during class
Is
desperate
Gets
flashbacks of 'Nam
Is
too enthusiastic about being in the swimming pool
Breaks
his camera during prom pictures
Receives
this reaction while performing
Is
alone
Can't
catch
Double
dips
Still
says FRENCH fries
Doesn't
know his condiments
Wears
a superman shirt
Has
phone sex
Loses
the nose game
Gets
a bumper sticker put on his back
Drives
an automatic transmission sports car...wuss
Loses
to his grandmother
Gets
left out of a group picture
Has
to practice
Finds
his car Saran wrapped
Enjoys
a concert too much
Can't
make up his mind
Takes
up too much space
Soups
up a crappy car
Poses
in the Charlie's Angels position
Carries
multiple personalities
Can't
get the new cd unwrapped
Wastes
time counting
Practices
too hard for American Idols
Doesn't
yell "FOOOOORE!!!"
Goes
to this school
Wears
one of those South Carolina "Cocks" hats for the sake of the
nickname
Speeds...too
little
Is
in here
Gets
a brain freeze
Gets
put on hotornot.com without his permission
Spits
in the cop's coffee (July Winner)
Loses
the bet
Is
on the receiving end
Doesn't
put the top up
Spends
more money on his computer than his car
Double
parks
Wants
clogged arteries
Doesn't
see it coming
Is
totally whipped
Robs
a 7-Eleven
Drives
like Stevie Wonder
Misses
Shares
an umbrella with another guy
Doesn't
know how to use a plunger (August Winner)
Wears
socks with their sandals
Puts
it in the wrong place
Makes
Easy Mac hard
Acts
like a child for Girls Gone Wild
Mixes
whites with darks
Took
convenience too far
Meets
girls by saying he has a website
Has
bad cell phone reception
Forgets
his umbrella
Gets
towed(September winner)
Has to flush his fish
Reenacts
his strip club experience
Has
a fixed picture pose
Must
call upon his Karate Kid fighting skills
Skipped
his last A.A. meeting
Tries
to be a badass with his shades
HAD
a bike
Argues
with his girlfriend
Carries
a sick obsession
Overlooks
signs
Doesn't
turn off the cell phone
Has
to use the green button
Forgets
his umbrella...again
Experiments
with Icy Hot
Sleeps
with his contacts
Doesn't
"Got Milk"
Associates
with the enemy
Is
a cheapskate (November Winner)
Intentionally
acts stupid on camera
Smokes
at a gas station
Comes
up with a horrible band name
Doesn't
know that bikes can be carried too
Plays
football here
Gets
mauled by a tiger
Is
not having fun yet
Gets
caught
Impersonates
Ryan Seacrest
Picks
the wrong clown
Takes
the last cookie
Does
girl push -ups
Loses
the hand slap game
Gets
mad at a soda machine
Had
too much
Dates
his X-BOX
Is
the only one not wearing a skirt
Builds
a short Stairway to Heaven
Stops
traffic with glamorous bling
Can't
have donuts...they're amazing
Actually
cares
Needs
a lighter
Shamelessly
advertises...hmmm
Stares
Makes
fun of the customer
Gets
moving rims for a gray family SUV
Misses
Napster
Takes
a flyer
Is
heading towards a quarter-life crisis
Can't
say hello anymore
Allows
the woman to be all over the TV
Annoys
a traffic cop
Needs
some carbs
Can
make a fire out of his bumper
Shoots
Bambi and puts her on his Civic
Goes
a drive thru in reverse
Is
allergic to electricity
Messes
with the good stuff
Gets
a faulty toy
Wears
Ugg boots
Uses
a cell phone headset...we all know he's just talking to himselff
Needs
a spare
Stays
at a hotel with a foxhole
And
Finally...
Makes
a really stupid website
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Wears
sandblasted pants
Is
at the wrong place at the wrong time
Has
a mid-life crisis
Gets
caught looking at another woman on a date
Is
an asshole
Is
wrong
Needs
a car
Thinks
dancing is the same as karate
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